What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 02:35
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
Which movies have the best endings?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy